Let’s get things straight, straight of the bat. If you have tons of money and consider yourself to be filthy rich then the chances are we hate you, unless of course you throw a little of that money our way and we will be kind enough to be your friend.
What we mean when we say filthy rich is when you have more money than sense. If you run out of toilet paper and you rub a few $100 between your ass cheeks and you feel nothing then the term applies to you.
God, it must be hard knowing what to spend your “hard earned? money on, but luckily for you, we have created a top 10 expensive gadgets for the rich guy. Yeah, it seems the “common? remote control helicopter and then USB coffee warmer just feel like pound shop products when you are loaded.
So, if you’re a rich guy you will be like “whoa, Iz gorra get me one of those”, and if like us you are poor, you will be like “rich c**ts, I hate the lot of them”.
10). The Flying Hovercraft
The Flying Hovercraft is the only boat that should theoretically require a pilot license. Imagine it now: You are casually cruising down the river when you decide to get this baby up to full speed, and the next thing you know you are 100 feet in the air – you will be bricked in. I know we would stain our trousers a little.
Top speed of 70 mph
It has a low center of gravity
Operating in fresh or saltwater and up to 30% inclines over land
A 130-hp twin-cylinder, liquid-cooled gasoline engine
Turbocharged and fuel-injected
9). Hot Tub Boat
Imagine getting a boat and filling it with warm water. Who wouldn’t want that, to add the thing that you are trying to keep out? It’s up to you, guys, but we prefer our hot tubs on land and our boats without water. But, it would be kind of cool to see the look on people’s faces as we cruised past in a hot tube. That definitely would be a WTF moment.
Takes around 2.5 hours to warm up.
Use in every weather condition
38° Celsius (100° F) warm water
8). iPad 2 Gold History Edition
The only iPad to contain frickin’ T-REX bones!
Hmm, $8 million, should I buy one iPad 2 Gold History Edition or 16,000 regular iPad 2s for the same price? Tough decision! As fancy as the iPad looks (and boy does it), inside it’s the exact same thing as a regular one as far as we know. How about you buy a regular one and buy a few galaxy bars and then glue the wrappers to the iPad? No one would know the difference and we promise not to tell anyone, it can be our secret.
Encrusted with 12.5 cts of ‘I’F’ Flawless diamonds
A total of 53 individually set gems in the solid 24ct Apple logo
front frame made from Ammolite – the oldest rock the world has to offer
T-REX Dinosaur’s thigh bone was splintered and then shaved into the Ammolite
An 8.5ct flawless diamond inlaid in its own platinum surround with 12 outer flawless diamonds.
7). Personal Submarine
Now, this is going to make a dent in your wallet, but we think it would be totally worth it. This submarine is definitely the best gadget in this top ten list and doesn’t say you wouldn’t want one if someone gave you one for free. Just think: At least with a price tag of $2 million, there won’t be much congestion down on the seabed. And if you wish to explore the deep blue seas, it’s not going to come cheap.
Descend to a depth of 1,000′
Transparent top climate-controlled 3 1/4″-thick acrylic pressure sphere
Powered by a 120- and 24-volt battery bank that provides up to six hours of use.
Propelled by two 3-hp main thrusters
Four external 150-watt quartz-halogen lamps
6). Hart Audio “D&W Aural Pleasure” Loudspeakers
Stuff your Dr. Dre Beats, you can keep them. What you need is some serious bling and what says more bling then $4.8m, 18ct gold speakers. Apparently, the speakers are supposed to be inspired by London’s Big Ben, but we can’t see it. If you have a tight budget you could always get the speakers in bronze for ($64,000 or silver for $322,000. We best go and book a meeting with the bank for a new loan.
Sensitivity 97db 1w@1mtr
Impedance 5 Ohms
Frequency range 47Hz- 37Khz +-4db & 39Hz-47Khz +- 10db
5). Replica Batmobile
As you already guessed, Replica Batmobiles don’t come cheap, but who cares? Cruising down the street in this will not only increase your coolness with the nerd crowd, but it will decrease your popularity with everyone else. But hey, you will definitely make at least some panties drop, so it’s all good. Just remember: Although you may not be a genuine superhero, you are still able to travel like one. You also know that costumes are compulsory while in the vehicle, which means that someone has to be Robin, haha.
0 – 60 in 5 seconds
Top Speed 90mph
Working rocket exhaust flamethrower
A glowing Detect-a-Scope radar screen
4). The Killer Whale Submarine
Who has always wanted to travel on the back of a Killer Whale? No one? Must just be us then. Well, instead of riding the back of this great mammal, how about riding in a submarine that looks like one? I think you will find it’s the new best thing. I can imagine someone would get one of these for their outdoor pool. In fact, that’s a sweet idea. Get a few beers, get in the submarine and then submerge…perfect!
Can Hydroplane up to 50 mph over the surface of the water
Can reach up to 25 mph when submerged
LCD that displays live video from the dorsal fin’s built-in camera
14-gallon fuel tank
Has integrated snorkel which ensures air supply to the engine
3). GoVacuum GV62711
Take a sh***y looking vacuum, slap it with 24k gold and give it a polish, and what do you get? The world’s most expensive vacuum that’s what. To say it’s made out of gold the vacuum only weighs 16 pounds – but it is only gold-plated. We don’t know about you, but for a price tag of $1 million, we would want the hover to clean the house for us. In fact, a Roomba will only set you back $400 and that WILL clean your house for you.
Limited Edition- only 100 will ever be made
100% metal construction with a 24k gold-plated highly polished golden finish
Lifetime GoVacuum Warranty
High-performing 10 amp motor
14�? wide cleaning nozzle with the wooden roller brush
Anti-marring urethane wheels
Lightweight at just under 16 pounds
2). VRX Mach 4 Racing Simulator
With 4 Xbox 360s, you and your friends can have bets to see which one of them will accumulate the dreaded ring of death first. Although we love our retro games, this VRX Mach 4 Racing Simulator looks kind of badass. Best tell the wife that she needs to find a new place to keep the sofa as this bad boy is going straight in the living room. Best also get to the shop to stock up on energy drinks.
(This bad boy has s�?”t loads so we can’t name them all)
4 Microsoft Xbox 360′s
Virtual Wind System powered by 2 dual Honeywell fans with chrome shroud
1500 Watt Tactile Vibration Feedback System
Adjustable rear view Power Acoustik (PTM 750) 7″ LCD display
Onboard power bar and unique wire, way system conceals cables
3 Sharp Aquos 37″ LC-D62U 1080p HD LCD displays
Beverage Containment System (Haha)
1). Diesel Powered MechWarrior
Holly s**t, a frickin’ robot! It may not be the next T-800 – Terminator, but it’s the next best thing. In fact, it could even be better actually as you actually fit inside the robot and control it yourself – just like a Megazord. It even has weapon add-ons that you can buy such as a Gatling BB gun that fires when you smile – obviously, all the rounds would go in the first minute of being in the robot. You know you would be manning the robot down the street the first day you get it and end up having it taken off you by the police.
First giant boarding-robot
Four meters heigh
Comes with a variety of weapons
Max speed 6mph
Unique robotics operating system called V-Sido
We are aware that there are more expensive products out there and every one of our items should have been in the millions. But every item that was ridiculously high were merely normal items made out of gold and had diamonds encrusted – which would have made this post only popular amongst pimps and WAGs